My friends and I were dead keen on cricket when we were going to school.
After mucking around in various back yards and endangering the family gardens, we started to play cricket on the road in Evan Street.
There were not many cars in Penrith back then and most people made do without them. Penrith was only small and the built up area didn’t go much past Jamison Road. Kids walked to school and commuters walked to the station or rode bikes to work.
Shoppers too could walk to the shops as the shopping area was mainly confined to High Street, in between Evan Street and Station Street. And as most of the shopkeepers delivered, orders could be left at the store and those who had phones could phone their orders in. There were also neighbourhood shops like the one run by Mr Hamilton in Castlereagh Street or Mrs Morrows’ in Derby Street where groceries and other consumables were sold.
So we would set up a cardboard box to use as stumps in the middle of Evan Street and when we saw a car coming, we would just move the box and step aside until the car went past. We always had plenty of time. Traffic was sporadic and often ten minutes or so would pass before the game was interrupted. Less stoppages than a present day Test Match.
A struck ball would occasionally roll along the gutter and disappear down the waste water inlet. With luck, it would roll down into the big storm water drain that ran across the spare paddock next to George Innes’ house in Evan Street. The rule was that the person who had hit the ball had to climb over the fence into the paddock and get down into the drain and find it. Mr Innes always kept one or two cows in that paddock but, luckily for the ball seeker, they were never fierce.
Sometimes the ball got stuck in the inlet and you had to put your hand into the hole to see if you could extract it. Otherwise, you had to wait until the next big storm washed the ball out into the drain and hope that you could find it.
George, the cockie, who watched the games from his cage on the front verandah, soon learned to mimic the word ‘Howzat’. His frequent misdirected appeals were always turned down.
Our parents’ concern about increasing car traffic caused us to eventually move our cricket game to the footpath in Lethbridge Street.
This was not altogether satisfactory as the narrowness of the footpath and its proximity to the fence hampered our ability to play shots to the off side (or to leg if one was a left-hander). A lofted shot across Lethbridge Street was not ‘over the fence is six and out’ but more ‘get the hell out of there’ because it was quite likely to hit a window in Mrs Fitch’s house which was on the corner of Evan Street. After a couple of broken windows, we had to abandon the hard ball and substitute a tennis ball. And you still had to field on the road. There is now a pathology practice where Mrs Fitch used to live.
We then decided to build our own grass cricket pitch. Bluey Mahon lived in Lethbridge Street and his house had a really big back yard. We cleared the back of the yard and laid down some grass, borrowed a hand roller and we soon had our own cricket ground. We borrowed the roller from the Edwards family who owned a bakery in High Street and who had a clay tennis court at the back of their shop. We had to roll the roller across and up High Street and along Evan Street before turning up into Lethbridge Street. It was hard work.
Being irresponsible, we didn’t keep up maintenance on our fine grass cricket pitch and after a few months of constant use, it was more of a dirt wicket than a turf one. Bluey Mahon bowled fast off-cutters and at times the ball would rise suddenly off the rough surface of the wicket. You could say that bodyline had come to Penrith.
We never ever had enough players for teams, despite rounding up younger brothers, the occasional sister and a dog or two, so it was all about individual performances.
Unfortunately, the pitch backed onto the Willis’s back yard and there was only a strand wire fence between the two properties. A fast ball missed by the wicket-keeper was likely to end up in Mrs Willis’ vegetable garden which was right next to the fence. Mrs Willis was very tolerant but even her patience had limits and we had to put up some wooden palings to block the ball.
As we treated this as a proper cricket pitch, the ordinary laws of cricket applied rather than the customary rules of backyard cricket – there was no tip and run, you could get out first ball, you could get out LBW, and there was no nonsense about one hand-one bounce. We did however have a limit of six that you could run on any shot because if the ball was hit over the bowler’s head (Wiggy Mort’s favourite shot), it could end up in the long grass in the next paddock and take a long time to find.
One day Fatty Morphett took the world’s greatest catch. His real name was Ray and I never understood the nickname because he was big and muscular. He was later nicknamed Elo (for elephant), surely more appropriate. Ray was fielding at point, reading a Phantom comic when the ball soared towards him. He reached over his head and plucked the ball from the air, without dropping the comic or even losing his place in it. No Test cricketer before or since, to my knowledge, has even taken a catch while reading a comic.
As a group of us used to walk to school together and Bluey’s house was the last pick up spot, we would occasionally, if Bluey’s parents were not home, make an executive decision to absent ourselves from school that day, and spend it playing cricket. That was called ‘wagging it’.
I think Bluey’s house is still there and I wonder if the pitch still exists. We should put up a plaque or something.

























